[長生+收徒+無女主+輕鬆搞笑不發刀]
師父夾菜你轉桌,師父念訣你嘮嗑;
師父休息你唱歌,師父賴床你敲鍋;
師父長生你命短,師父葬你在山坡;
師父舉杯你不喝,師父嘮嗑你不說;
師父擺宴你離桌,師父…gZvwU